A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader.
"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?"
Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"
hehehe that is funny.
ReplyDeleteIt could be told in reverse:
ReplyDeleteA story is told of a Arab man who was riding on the subway reading a Jewish newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader.
"Mostafa, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Jewish newspaper?"
Mostafa replied, "I used to read the Arabic newspaper, but what did I find? Muslims being persecuted, Palestine being raped, Arabs oppressed and facing racism everywhere, Muslims living in poverty. So I switched to the Jewish newspaper. Now what do I find? Arabs own all the oil, Arabs are rich and powerful, Arabs are a threat that must be reckoned with. The news is so much better!"
Doesn't this show how ignorant a human being can be! I beleive they are both right, but they both never agree. Yet I think the second version of Imad's more convencing
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