Va Va Voom

We are through to the Champions Semi-Final...and I am so proud...its the first time for my team to get this far in this league, and well what a feeling. We will do it...I am sure...we can win the whole thing...and with the beauty-and skill tab3an-of Henri with us...nothing can get in the way of the Gunners!

Wednesday, 19 April 2006
Arsenal v Villarreal, 19:45 (British time)

Will have to watch it in Saudi with my cousins-not the same to watch footie without a beer-bas as long as we win...Fuck it!

Pick-up lines

My most favorite pick-up line is:
Your father must have been a thief for he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I know that it is a cliche, and cheesy, bas I love it. I think that any man who has the balls/lemons to come up to me in a public space and say that to me in front of my friends-who would give him a hard time-deserves at least 5 minutes of my time!
Fa I would like to know what are you guys fav lines-from both genders-lines that you like to use or like to be used on you.

Women and Toilets

Last night I stood in front of the women's toilet at Amigo for over 15 minutes, and I had just walked up when the girl before me walked into it. Why do they/we take so long?
I mean if you think about it, we do the same thing as men, we piss or do a number 2, bas men go in and come out...bang...no fussing around...taking ages. I understand that we have to sit, and well in one case they don't have to-and I only found out last year that they don't pull down their trousers when they piss...ha-bas still, why do we take so long? At some point, a woman came up and was waiting for the lou also, and she came up with the reason that some woman might be smoking in there, and I have noticed that when you go into the women's lou in different places here and other Arab countries, there is always the smell of smoke-and well to be honest I do that when I am out with my parents-but not in a lou where there is only ONE stall...and this is Amigo fa come on!
So if someone can please provide me with an answer to this question, I would be very grateful!

Foul Language

So after reading the comments on my post, Best line on messenger, I thought about it a bit. The whole point of the post was kind of over-looked, and the discussion became about using fuck in posts, and that is fine. I enjoy criticism, bas the one comments that I didn't think was very valid, was the one that stated:
"When a woman uses foul language it sounds so distasteful to a point that annoys everyone around."
Now this could be just an attempt to get me all worked up, since it is obvious that I am a feminists, and a comment like that would just get on my nerves, ino what ya3ni, men can swear but when women do it it makes them sound less ladylike? If that is what it means to be ladylike, I don't want to be that, SHUV IT!
But going back to the subject, I use the word to emphasis, and I like it, it does make a statement much more powerful, I love the sound of the word, the look of the word, and really I will use it. I understand that people don't like it, and well I don't use it all over the place, only when it makes sense for me...bas like one of the comments said, I wanna use it, and I want people to read this blog-whole point of a blog really-bas I will not stop. For those who don't like it, just over look it, and for those who don't care, well enjoy!

Night-Eating Syndrome

I was in a coffee-shop the other day, with some friends, picked up Couples (it was the only magazine provided) and found that there is something called Night-Eating Syndrome (NES). After reading about it, I have diagnosed myself with this eating disorder. So what is it?
If you're spending more time each night in the kitchen than in the bedroom, you may have a newly identified eating disorder. Called night-eating syndrome (NES), the condition ischaracterizedd by a lack of appetite for breakfast; the consumption of more than 50 percent of daily calories after the evening meal, and waking up, at least, once a night to consume high-carbohydrate snacks.
So I dont' wake up to eat, bas I do never have breakfast-never feel hungry when I first wake up-and I usually only feel hungry in the evening, which is when I start wishing and dreaming of all the food that I have not eaten all day. It is a bit creepy to think that I might have an eating-disorder, and I really do have to research this thing a bit more, I realise that a lot of people don't eat in the morning, and eat later, bas the fact that I only get hungry at night is odd. I mean I can drink coffee smoke a ciggie and I will no longer feel like eating anything. I am not sure if I should blame my parents for this-since in most of these cases parents can be blamed-just kidding.
Bas I really think that it is kind of scary to think that I might have an eating disorder, I have had friends who were Bulimic and it was worrying to see them go through that, and then helping them get over it was tough, for it makes you reassess all sorts of things, from ones own eating habits, to how society makes one feel. I am not sure how NES can be blamed on society, bas it must mean something that I only feel comfortable eating at home, and at night.

Do You Have Night-eating Syndrome?

* You eat 50 percent or more of your daily food intake after dinner
* You have no appetite for breakfast
* You have trouble falling and/or staying asleep
* When you wake up during the night you often eat
* The foods you eat at night are mostly carbohydrates

If you have any combination of these signs, consult your doctor.

Best line on messenger

My friend Michael-first time I name a friend on my blog-has given me the best line on MSN messenger today and I want the world to know it:

Michael says:
bas jad, YO MAN, he really is like 3 seconds away from recording a country album!

Ok you don't know the context...bas fucking funny anyway you look at it!!!!

Mad Girl's Love Song

"I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head)

the stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in;
I shut my eyest and the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell's fires fade;
exit seraphim and Satan's men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you'd return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head)

I should have loved a trunderbird instead:
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head)"

Sylvia Plath

Blind Date

I have always been curious how these things go, blind dates, have heard friends talk about them, watched movies, and read books about them, bas never gone on one. Well until last night, it was not so much a date, since we were in Amigo and we each had our friends with us, bas we were supposed to meet, and to get to know each other, and it was well interesting...to say the least. I had talked to his guy on the phone the night before, and how strange it is to speak to someone, you form a certain impression of what they will look like, be like, and even more scary is that they form an impression of you, and how you are going to be like, and then well you meet. I was odd...yet kind of exciting, I had a day full of anticipation, wondering what he will be like, if he will like me, if we will have stuff to talk about...then I found out that he was excited about the meeting also, and I got even more exciting...so went to Amigo with my friend at my side-needed her there-and we met, and it went well, we talked, we laughed and well we will see. Bas I had a great blind date experience, so I might consider doing it again, I just realise it is fun to meet new people, men, talk to them, flirt with them, and then just go home feeling like your ego has just been doubled if not tripled in size. ha