20 February 2006

Some Thoughts

You know when you listen to something, and you hear something that is just bizarre, and you start to think like the people talking and it takes to you to sides of your brain that you have never been before. For example I was listening to this podcast, and they were talking about the most intriguing things. So the first thing I found funny was that one should only eat things that look good when they are alive, so that would exclude Octopus, and snails, lotuces-which I ate while in Tanzania YUMMY-bas that keeps things like cows, chicken...well thats kind of it really!
Then there was the thought, why don't companies sponsor the homeless, I mean if you think about it, it is a good idea. The company would get good advertising since the homeless wonder around the cities...but at the same time if they were sponsored then they would have enough money to get off the streets and that would kind of negate the whole point why the companies sponsored...hmmm...ineresting:)
There is a Chinese saying that says she who cuts the wood up warms herself twice-please notice how gender aware I am-now that I think is one of the best little advises that I have ever heard...not to sure how one can apply it to the world today, bas still not a bad thought! There is another one which states a camel is a horse designed by a committee-now how I was explained is that one person has a vision of something-a horse-bas a camel is created when too many people are given the opportunity to comment and make suggestions. You would have to wonder what kind of person would have offered to put the hump...ma hek?
Now on this same show, I was informed that an octopus can fit in a jar, and we would have to wonder about two things, first why would an octopus wanna do that, and if the octopus didn't want to-since she would not really be able to do that, you know go and buy a jar and then put herself in it-what kind of person would think about doing something like that???? But then again when I was a kid I used to love to catch scorpions-in a glass-then we would light a fire all around it, because-and here is a scientific fact I am sure of-scorpions would rather kill themselves then be caught by a predator, so they sting themselves...kind of an animal suicide bomber-ok not funny sorry...so back to my story, we would light the fire around it and then watch as it ran around and then sting itself...damn I was-maybe still am-quite sadistic!!!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous4:26 am

    Animal suicide bomber it is funny .

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