My most favorite pick-up line is:
Your father must have been a thief for he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I know that it is a cliche, and cheesy, bas I love it. I think that any man who has the balls/lemons to come up to me in a public space and say that to me in front of my friends-who would give him a hard time-deserves at least 5 minutes of my time!
Fa I would like to know what are you guys fav lines-from both genders-lines that you like to use or like to be used on you.
your name must be Campbell,,, cause you're mmmm mmm Goood :)
ReplyDeleteMost original pick up line I've ever heard: "I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles"
ReplyDelete(Yeah, I know it's lame, but it isn't something I ever thought I'd hear anyone say)
Cheesiest/corniest pick-up line I've ever heard: anything along the lines of "I must be in heaven because I'm speaking to an angel"
For a guy to use if he wants to get slapped:
"Do you have any [insert your ethnicity here] in you?
(assume the girl says no)
guy thrusts pelvis and says"Would you like some?"
The next isn't a pick-up line but actually happened to me back at uni in Montreal. I was stuck in traffic on the Champlain bridge. It was really hot so I had my windows open. Suddenly a paper flew from a car passing by in the other lane and landed on my lap. I opened it up and there was a note scribbled on it that said: My name is George. Meet for a drink at the end of the bridge.
I never did meet him for that drink. Nor do I know what became of George...
Your father must be a terrorist! because you are DA BOMB!
ReplyDeletehi my name is Hassan Ahmad
ReplyDelete-Pick the label of her shirt and look at it, when she slaps your hand (or face), you say "just seeing if you're made in heaven"
ReplyDelete-Let me buy you pizza and coke tonight then [4-letter-word] the hell out of you
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000051.html
ReplyDelete-Mud
Considering the fact that i've never been slaped i never used this line: "This shirt is so becoming on you, yet if i was on you i'ld be coming too!" or "they call me the fire man cause they come to me burning hot and leave me soaking wet!"
ReplyDeletei lost my phone number.... can i have yours?
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