Stupid Girls!!!

Soft spoken, eye-batting, hair flicking, and one of the most annoying species ever to exist...they prance around our cities, in the coffee shops, bar, offices, as if they could possible for someone to look like that without at least three to four hours of hard work! I am sure a lot of you know who I am talking about, they are the sort of women who when you walk next to them you go from feeling that you are one darn pretty looking cookie to thinking that you could have at least put in another hour of so before leaving the house. I hate those women...I also find it very odd that women somehow are unable to be friends...as in we get a long, but somehow something always seems to get in the way...men want to see cat fights, well all they have to do is listen to how woman speak to each other sometimes...they might be smiling but the claws are out!!! There is a whole list of things that might get in the way...they range from having bought the same pair of shoes-and wearing them on the same night-to men. Now here I have a nice thing to say about the other sex, I have noticed-from extensive research-that men seem to have a set of rules-unwritten and unspoken-that they follow when it comes to how they deal with each other. One of the rules that I wish-with all my heart-that women would follow is, that guys have this shotgun rule-who ever calls a girl first gets to have priority in flirting and being with this particular girl. So if two guys are at a bar, at a party, and they see a girl, whoever says first "hmm...I think she is hot" seems to win...the other guy will back off.
Now with women, the opposite seems to happen, when a girl tells her friend, oh I think he is hot...the female friend instantly-it seems-become attracted to that SAME guy, and goes out of her way to get him. I have heard the most bizarre stories-and experienced quite a few-one story that I love, is about this girl who started to bake a cake-chocolate no less-for this guy that her good friend was interested in...she seemed to have taken to heart her mom's advice: to get to a man you have to go through his stomach!!!!
I was listening to the radio this morning, and heard for the first time Pink's song, Stupid Girls, and I completely fell in love with it. Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl These are another group of women that I despise, now women who choose to act stupid to use men, well that is kind of ok with me-if a guy is dumb enough to fall for it then great-bas the ones who annoy me are those who REALLY believe that this is what men want, and actually care about what men want enough to act like this.
The women who really get under my skin are those pathetically weaklings...you know them we have all met them...they come and are like "oh why does this happen to me" blah blah...and you try and help and they seem to be getting on and then slip and they are back to the SAME old habits...and they get hurt, talk about it, sort themselves out for a day or two and then SLIP...these habits can be anything from over-dependence on people, feeling that they will never be able to success...yada yada...and the list goes on. I don't hate them because they are weak, we are all weak in certain things I guess, but I hate the fact that they can't get their acts together and actually try and CHANGE...the concept seems foreign to them...they just keep doing the same old shite, and then come and cry to me. I get very annoyed, and I end up screaming and they end up crying and I look like the bitch...that is another thing...the crying thing...why oh why do some women resort to tears???? oh how I hate women who cry when I am trying to talk to them about something serious, be it constructive criticism, because they upset me, or we are arguing...the tears start, and yes we all feel bad...as Eddie Murphy said, " men see those tears, and they are like OK"...but I still hate them, and when they leave the room and I have retracted everything that I have said-eventhough I meant all of it-I hate them even more...and just want to kill them!!!!!